FUNKY FRIDAY: Like Warhammer? Try Findom!

Financial domination and humiliation is the kink of choice for Warhammer fans.

Average 40k enjoyer.

I have a hot new hobby for all of you Games Workshop fans.

It’s called financial domination. Findom for short.

Now before you give out to me, tell me which of these apply to Warhammer players and which apply to lovers of findom:

• Steadily increasing demands for money

• Primarily middle-aged white men

• Continuous gaslighting

• Heavy reliance on parasocial relationships

• Streams of humiliation

• Empty bank accounts

• Making up for a childhood empty of affection

• Mocked as paypigs by the people they’re giving money to

If you answered that they all apply to both…

You will always give money to Games Workshop.

You’re correct!

Now, I am being unfair here.

The findom girls will be using their money for completely different things, like rent and food.

Instead of your money going to the private equity ghouls that are deliberately destroying any standard of living available to you in the first world.

Games Workshop’s major investors from their own page

Yes, that’s correct. BlackRock and Vanguard Group, renowned and despised investment groups, own around 11% of Games Workshop’s equity. The rest aren’t much better, but they stick out like a sore fucking thumb.

These are the same firms that are buying up family homes in order to completely price people out of the market. The same firms that continually drive prices up and quality down. The same firms that want you to be stuck at the bottom rung of society.

By buying from Games Workshop, you’re supporting these degenerate bastions of corporate feudalism.

So please fucking stop.

Give your money to some random girl on the internet.

At least you’ll be the only one suffering.